My dirty little secret

[=RACLETT=]

Hey!! yeah I'm talking to you, you blue stripes piece of shit. Yeah thats right the big bad wolf has come to claim his true home but your in his way. Bow down or get ready for hell cause thats where you are heading. Yeah I talk shit you don't like it prepare to fight. I'm here to win so stat your restrictions and policies so I can watch the vultures peck ur flesh from your skeleton. Yeah be read cause the big bad hot pink zebra striped asshole is heading your way. Yeah so sharpen ur claws and practice your moves cause im fresh and im fly and im heading straight for you.

HM just another shout out
after my point has been made.
This was a shout out to your
whole worthless mongrel
herd u call a pack. You
peice of shits will be
booted after I gain
control and only
the approved
may join me. As
for the rest of you
bastards go bargen
with the devil for all I care.

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[Trench]

Now just what the fuck is this? Big bad wolf? Sounds like a load of bullshit to me, 'cause all I see is some flaming butch talking shit. You even sure you've got anything between your damn legs, or are you as much a girl as you look? But what the hell does that even matter; you think you're man enough to square off with me, then bring it the hell on. I see there's nothing but shit in that head of yours; since you failed to find my damn rules, I'll be nice and repeat them for you; but pay some fucking attention this time, I've got no patience for your sorry ass.

♠ 400 600 word minimum. That's right, that's right; be a fucking idiot and I'll up the ante. You failed to find my rules, and I'm doubting your ability to lead; care to prove me wrong? Then man up and accept the higher limit.

♠ One post each. I've got better fucking things to do with my time than to waste it on staring at your pansy-ass self; let's keep this short so I can move on to someone who might actually make me break a sweat.

♠ Absolutely no dodging. You call yourself a man? Then prove it; I'm not wasting my damn time on someone who's going to go running as soon as I start swinging.

♠ You post first. Ladies first, pansy.

♠ Lose, and I get your back. Those fucking wings of yours are a disgrace; I'll be relieving you of them after I've broken your sorry ass.

Don't like the way I roll? Back the fuck out. There's still time for you to go running like the pansy little girl you are, so why don't you just get the hell out of here and stop wasting my time? Think you can prove me wrong? I'll see your sorry ass in the briar camps. Don't be late.

[Trench]

What's this, what's this?! Looks like the damn pixie flitted away in terror. Is all that damned pink clouding your pea-brain, little pixie pansy-ass? I said don't be fucking late, or did you just not hear that part? I've given you more than enough damn time to show your shitty face in the camps, but I guess you just weren't man enough after all. This challenge is over. Oh, and by the way, I still get those damned wings of yours; I don't abide cowards in my lands. Fail to show and you may as well have lost. Your wings are mine. And once I'm done with that, you can get the fuck off my land and stop wasting my damn time.